flyingmonkeywarrior's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Toxie-Radd]

Great timekiller.

Decent graphics, solid gameplay, and it's a great way to kill some time. Although it gets a bit monotonous after the story, who gives a shit? I get to shoot zombies in the face with goddamn bolts of lightning!

On an unrelated note: The protagonist can shoot fire, bullets, and even lightning from his arm, which he uses to beat the shit out of countless waves of the undead....and you name him Joe. Is that really the ONLY name you could think of? Joe?!

[Johnny Rocketfingers 2]

I loved the ladder animations.

I kept going up over and over until I'd seen them all. My favorite was the Spiderman one.

[Johnny Rocketfingers]

Whatever.

This is a real 'sup' review.

[When Pigs Fly]

Better achievements?

I loved the game. Even though the pigs voice WAS a bit annoying, the music and art style were very cool. My only suggestion would be to implement different achievements than just getting to the end with a certain time or with no accidents. It would be nice to have some "get to the 10th stage" achievements so people wouldn't feel as frustrated.

[Sinking Ship Escape]

Kind of short...

Scratch that, it was REALLY short. Also, it doesn't make sense that you can hack off the metal handle with an axe, and then just slip it back on like it was nothing.

Why would ONE match just be sitting there on the windowsill?

[SAS: Zombie Assault 2]

It's a shame

It's a shame you can't do anything without a stupid account, I quit as soon as it asked me to make one. Kinda ruined it for me.

[PALADIN: the Game]

Overall very good.

The abilities, stats, and combat mechanics worked great. I had a lot of fun playing this game. Unfortunately, I can't give it a 10 for a few reasons. Firstly, the boss at the end was grueling and monotonous; it was just walking back and forth, waiting for your health to heal. Also, the narrator, while I'm sure he did his best, didn't sound like he quite fit in. I'm sure this will soon be voted useless, but it's my honest opinion on the things I liked/ disliked about this game. Very good overall.